Sensei Starman Plays Escape From Monkey Island - Part 13
In which we schlep around trying to find the second piece of the Ultimate Insult. This involves using a parrot call and a LOT of trial and error.
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In which we set about trying to win the cliff-diving contest to get the final piece of the Ultimate Insult. This leads us (Finally) To Monkey Island, where we can start planning how to... ESCAPE FROM...
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In which, having finally found the banana picker (which looks nothing like it used to look in the first Monkey Island game), we continue exploring Monkey Island and the First Church of LeChuck and its...
View ArticleSensei Starman Plays Escape From Monkey Island - Part 16
In which, having conquered the second most annoying part of the game and that damned log ride puzzle, we enter into the most annoying part of the game: mastering the art of Monkey Combat! Because when...
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In which, after having one more conversation with Herman Toothrot, we engage in Monkey Combat with Jojo Junior. We also discover another Secret of Monkey Island... which completely contradicts the...
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The thrilling finale! Will we triumph over Ozzie Mandrill?! Will our mastery of Monkey Combat save the Caribbean from unbridled capitalism?! Will I stop asking rhetorical questions?!
View ArticleSensei Starman Plays Tales of Monkey Island - Part 1
In which we play through the tutorial and face and vanquish the Demon Ghost Zombie Pirate LeChuck. Again. Want to bet it doesn't stick?
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In which, newly stranded on Flotsam Island, we start exploring our surroundings and grabbing everything we can. All in an effort to find a way to do a bit of honest pirating and make some headlines,...
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In which we set about building a bootleg action figure, claiming a ship, and finding the mysterious Deep Gut... who turns out to be an old friend who really could have helped us before now.
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In which we start looting the Voodoo Lady's house and call upon the local doctor. Alas, his plans for fixing our cursed hand involve amputation after strapping us down. (Still, there are worse things...
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In which, after escaping from the mad doctor's lab, we set about following yet another map through the forest maze, but with an entirely different gimmick to translate the map.
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In which we enter into a running battle around Flotsam Island, disabling all the altars that will able us to pacify the wind gods so we can get off this island and back to defeatring LeChuck.
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In which we start Chapter 2 with a spirited swordfight with Pirate Hunter Morgan LeFlay. Unfortunately, she not only disarms Guybrush - she dishands him! This leaves us traveling to the Jerkbait...
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In which we continue exploring the Jerkbait Islands and uncover the lost camp of Coronado De Cava. In better news, Elaine is still alive! The bad news is she wants us to work with LeChuck!
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In which, after reading through a book of fish jokes, we make our way to Spoon Island, two bickering pox-beset pirates, another jungle maze, and an encounter with LeChuck.
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In which, having gathered two of the three Golden Summoning Artifacts, we set about stealing the third. Unfortunately, that sets off an embargo and all-out assault on the island. Hilarity ensues.
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In which, after escaping the blockade around Spinner Cay, we set about rescuing the Merfolk leader and save the day after going through a lot of trouble to bring down a rubber tree.
View ArticleSensei Starman Plays Tales of Monkey Island - Part 12
In which we start Chapter 3 and set about escaping from the belly of a giant manatee. This requires us to convince Morgan LeFlay to pose as our wife, to win over the clearly loopy Coronado De Cava!
View ArticleSensei Starman Plays Tales of Monkey Island - Part 13
In which we start trying to win over the Democratically United Brotherhood of the Manatee Interior. This entails setting up Noogie, the drummer of the mutineers, on a date with our fake wife. After we...
View ArticleSensei Starman Plays Tales of Monkey Island - Part 14
In which we are reunited with Murray and set about winning over the rest of the Brotherhood. This entails winning a scary face contest and helping Murray get a head, er body.
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